The Fanklenstein Teacher

High in the spooky storm mountains, a spooky storm was raging. In the heart of that spooky storm, there stood a spooky old castle ,there was a spooky laboratory. And in that spooky laboratory.... Something very, very spooky was going on. Vast vats were hubbling and bubbling. Enormous machines were humming and thrumming. Colossal coils were whizzing and fizzing. And right in the middle of all that sound and fury was...THE DOCTOR. He pulled a massive lever. The roof opened wide to the night,and the wild wind came whistling in.Thunder crashed, lightning flashed... and ZAPPED!!!!! on to a metal rod. It sizzled down the wall, scorched across the floor, and jumped once more...straight into a strange shape under a sheet. The doctor threw some switches, bright sparks flew, choking smoke billowed, and the doctor checked his dials. He looked around and then he smiled. Beneath the sheet there were definitely some switches. The doctor said MY CREATURE LIVES! Suddenly,the shape sat up and the sheet fell away a hideous creature was revealed. The creature rose to its giant feet. It stamped stiffly towards the doctor. It reached out with it's giant hands. It moaned and it groaned. The doctor said "Speak! What do you have to say,my creature?" Outside the storm was passing and the wind dying down. "I...want...to...be..." the creature growled. "A...teacher ""are you sure about that?" said the doctor, a bit surprised. "Absolutley,"said the creature, its eyes gleaming. "Well,it's your furneral," said the doctor and shrugged. He turned the machines off and put the kettle on. The doctor said "personally, I can't think of a worse job. But somebody got to do it, I suppose." So the doctor got the creature into a teacher training college.The  creature worked hard, and one day he wasn't just a creature any more. He had a posh piece of paper that said he was a FRANKENSTEIN TEACHER. Now all he needed was a class to teach.